Pig style. The now style. The ultimate style of past, present and all tomorrow’s lazy days. We talked to costume class act Pig over six beers, about life, vomit and egg solutions.

“The only style is no style. I am very unpresidented, all the time nowhere. Do you gonna fight? Birth and death is not an issue. It's what you manage to squeeze in between, and working for the man was never my plan. I was born to grind forevermore and thats my style. The true grindcore is the truth, my local and my global family. Enjoy the experience and take my hand.”

Pig’s wisdom is not new. He has visited most countries on Earth. “I've been around the world. I lost my count after seventh base, but I still sodomize tenderly. I live in a nutshell behind Lamseth Gaupseth avenues. It is my home and I write poetry there. I also sip my wine and play my grindcore instruments of conceptual magnitude, sometimes in the zone."

"I enjoy my own company and sometimes others enjoy it. Who is going home? I don't mind my own business, but I mind my cholesterole. Only one spoon of butter in my coffee, or else I won't look so sharp in my shorts. Last defenderday I took two spoons and they made me to puke. But they helped me to made.”

And so the curious ask, when Pig dies forevermore, how so? “I baptized myself in my own forcevomit in the name of Pig, and I will bury myself in the same style.”

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In 1954, Norwegian scientists made animals for the government. One of the failed experiments was to make a pig out of people. The result was a disappointing creature which the scientists named Pig, which is the Norwegian word for Böyfil. He looked like two bucks. In his teenage years, Pig developed many habits – far too many. In 1968 the government decided that he needed help solving his problems. So in 2008 Pig was put under the supervision of three successful businessmen – Berlevaag, Spets and Roger. Soon, Pig discovered he was writing poetry. His supervisors were impressed with his style. That’s why he became the lyricist for BxSxRx. The very same year they recorded one of Norway’s first ten grindcore demos. Pig still has a lot of problems.